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Annoy a liberal today! Turn them RED with rage! Offset their ridiculous carbon credits with one of our carbon debit packages.

We've added 60 lbs of ADDITIONAL CO2 to the atmosphere in our customers' names in just the last week!

PRICE REDUCTION!

We've found a new source of CO2, enabling us to offer our debit packages at significantly reduced prices!

Economy Debit Package 10 pounds CO2 released in your name, certificate of debit, plus It's the Sun, Stupid or Plant Food T-Shirt, $24.95

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Standard Debit Package 20 pounds CO2 released in your name, certificate of debit, plus It's the Sun, Stupid or Plant Food T-Shirt, $34.95

 

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True Patriot Debit Package 50 pounds CO2 released in your name, certificate of debit, plus It's the Sun, Stupid and Plant Food T-Shirt, $74.95

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